sadspaghetti:

so the local news picked up this crow on the skycam
Celestina Warbeck - You Stole My Cauldron but You Can't Have My Heart

I really should have gone grocery shopping this afternoon like I intended to because now I’m super hungry and there’s no food. Tomorrow will be dedicated to groceries, laundry, and dungeon mastering. 

Coheed and Cambria - April Come She Will

Just bought a pair of pants and a smoking jacket for my Dr. Orpheus costume. Exciting

ceorfaex:

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

attn: Virginia, more forest elf shit please

blackpaint20:

Macabre binding macabre decor, minted in silver. This  16th century  binding is probably made for a religious brotherhood of mourners

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."